Tonight’s episode of The Bachelor: Sean Tells All, somehow felt like watching a presidential debate except for the fact that Sean Lowe and Chris Harrison are way hotter than Barack Obama and Joe Biden. Oh, and for the fact that I actually understood tonight’s topics. Women’s rights, foreign policy and gay rights were traded in for Tierra’s sparkle, Lesley’s fear of saying I love you after 2 weeks and Dez’s brother from the hood.
The only problem with tonight’s broadcast was my tweets not making it into the show. I guess that’s what happens when you talk about HJ’s and drop a lot of curse words. Oops! Post-show text from Mom: Your tweets were much racier than the ones they put on TV.
Fact. Yet my Grandma still reads my blog. (Sorry, Grandma!)
Other than the anticipation of the tweets and praying for Sean to take his shirt (and maybe pants) off, this episode was BORING. Luckily, I had nothing better to do with my time.
Based on tonight, I vote Lesley for the next Bachelorette, assuming they don’t pick me. I vote Tierra straight to Bachelor Pad. And because of the shmear of donut powder across her face last night, I vote Catherine for the win.
And I also vote that Sean never puts his shirt back on.
